socialsecurityadministration:

Or I could just leave. 

You could, but that wouldn’t be playing the game. I pegged you as more stubborn than that.

Guess I was wrong.

socialsecurityadministration:

Threatened enough to leave. Because that’s what I was aiming for.

Naw, not exactly. See, if I know you want me gone then I’m gonna stay. Then neither of us get what we want.

socialsecurityadministration:

If I spray you with bug spray, will you leave.

That is highly offensive. I feel threatened.

socialsecurityadministration:

I can’t believe they let criminals like you wander the streets freely. 

Hey, now. Don’t be crabby cause you got the style of a drunken hamster. I’m giving you free advice. You oughta rejoice. It’s your lucky day.

antisyncline:

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Don’t listen to the Spice Girls. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta: A, stay the hell away from my friends. B, swear not to name our kids after locations.

Am I in the clear if I wanna name our kids after superheroes instead? I always thought Kal-El would make a pretty good name for a son. Maybe even a daughter.

  ·antisyncline  ·v:tbd

aprxns:

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"You don’t really look too good.. I mean I know it’s hot out
             there but I didn’t think it was that hot. Care to stop in for a water? It’s free.

      “Oh, yeah, that’d be swell. I’m not feelin’ so hot…uh. Not literally.
          Cause it’s pretty hot out and so am I. You get me. Some water
          would be great.

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  ·aprxns

bunnymedic:

"Can ya’ put this dollar in the jar by that clown? I like the cause they’re rootin’ for but no matter how great it could be, there’s no way in hell that m’going anywhere near that.”

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Aw, man. No way. You tellin’ me you’re scared of those guys? They’re harmless. Uh-uh. I ain’t putting that dollar there. You, ma’am, are gonna learn to face your fears. You can do it. I believe in you.

  ·bunnymedic  ·v:tbd

specterae:

"Try this and tell me if you like it."

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            “I’m slightly concerned that you’re not telling me what 'this' is, but I think I trust you. Lay it on me. After hesitating a moment, he shut his eyes and opened his mouth, waiting for the food with all the anxious helplessness of an infant.